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FishingCop

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>> A
> doctor in Dublin wanted to get off
> work and
> go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
> "Murphy, I am going
> fishing tomorrow and don't want to
> close the clinic. I want you to take
> care of the clinic
> and take care of all me patients".
> "Yes, sir!"
> answers Murphy.
> The doctor goes fishing and returns the following
> day
> and asks: "So,Murphy, how was your day?"
> Murphy told him that he
> took care of three patients. "The
> first one had a headache so he did, so I
> gave him
> Paracetamol."
> "Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks
> the
> doctor.
> "The second one had indigestion and I gave him
> Gaviscon,
> so I did sir" says Murphy.
> "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what
> about the
> tird one?" asks the doctor.
> "Sir, I was sitting here and
> suddenly the door flies open
> and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she
> does. Like
> a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking
> off
> everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down
> on the
> table, and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St
> Patrick! For five years I have
> not seen
> any man!'"
> "Tunderin' lard, Murphy, what did you do?"
> asks
> the doctor.
> "I put drops in her
> eyes."
 

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