FishingCop
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
> me Life, between the legs of me wife !"
>
> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of
> the night !
>
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize
> for the Best toast of The night."
>
> She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was
> your toast?"
>
> John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
> sitting in church beside me wife."
>
> "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John !" Mary
> said.
>
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John 's drinking
> buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "
> John won the prize the other night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."
>
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,
> he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him
> by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".
>
> me Life, between the legs of me wife !"
>
> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of
> the night !
>
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize
> for the Best toast of The night."
>
> She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was
> your toast?"
>
> John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
> sitting in church beside me wife."
>
> "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John !" Mary
> said.
>
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John 's drinking
> buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "
> John won the prize the other night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."
>
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,
> he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him
> by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".
>
