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<blockquote data-quote="richg99" data-source="post: 448763" data-attributes="member: 4376"><p>Psychiatrist vs. Bartender </p><p></p><p>Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.</p><p></p><p>So I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”</p><p></p><p>“Just put yourself in my hands for one year" said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”</p><p></p><p>“How much do you charge?”</p><p></p><p>“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.</p><p></p><p>“I'll sleep on it,” I said.</p><p></p><p>Six months later the doctor met me on the street “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.</p><p></p><p>“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.</p><p></p><p>A bartender cured me for $10.00. </p><p></p><p>I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.”</p><p></p><p>“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude, he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”</p><p></p><p>“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”</p><p></p><p>It's always better to get a second opinion.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="richg99, post: 448763, member: 4376"] Psychiatrist vs. Bartender Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.” “Just put yourself in my hands for one year" said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.” “How much do you charge?” “Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor. “I'll sleep on it,” I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked. “Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.” “Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude, he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?” “He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.” It's always better to get a second opinion. [/QUOTE]
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