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<blockquote data-quote="ejones1961" data-source="post: 125614" data-attributes="member: 336"><p>A blind man on vacation goes to the skydiving shop and asks the manager if he can make a jump. The manager says "no offense, but I don't want to take the risk of having a blind man jump from my plane". The blind man pleads to the manager that since being blind he doesn't get that many thrills from life and besides, he's jumped before. The manager is curious and asks how the blind man knows when he's nearing the ground. The blind man responds that when you lose one sense your other senses increase and he has a keen sense of smell and becomes aware of the grass and flowers. The manager then asks how the blind man knows when to brace himself for the impact. The blind man responds, "the dogs leash goes slack".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ejones1961, post: 125614, member: 336"] A blind man on vacation goes to the skydiving shop and asks the manager if he can make a jump. The manager says "no offense, but I don't want to take the risk of having a blind man jump from my plane". The blind man pleads to the manager that since being blind he doesn't get that many thrills from life and besides, he's jumped before. The manager is curious and asks how the blind man knows when he's nearing the ground. The blind man responds that when you lose one sense your other senses increase and he has a keen sense of smell and becomes aware of the grass and flowers. The manager then asks how the blind man knows when to brace himself for the impact. The blind man responds, "the dogs leash goes slack". [/QUOTE]
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