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<blockquote data-quote="mtnman" data-source="post: 55152" data-attributes="member: 147"><p>CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.</p><p>CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.</p><p>BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.</p><p>BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance and the wife gets no jewelry.</p><p>VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.</p><p>P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.</p><p>BROKER -- What my broker has made me.</p><p>STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.</p><p>STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.</p><p>STOCK SPLIT -- Whe n your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.</p><p>FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.</p><p>MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.</p><p>CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.</p><p>YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.</p><p>WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.</p><p>INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.</p><p></p><p>PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mtnman, post: 55152, member: 147"] CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance and the wife gets no jewelry. VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER -- What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT -- Whe n your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use [/QUOTE]
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