clamman
Well-known member
A gent was sitting in a pub in Dublin drinking a pint when he notices a couple of fat girls sitting across the bar from him.
Being shy and somewhat of a lightweight himself, he downed a few more pints before gathering the courage to strike up a conversation.
Having listened in on their conversation for the better part of the evening, he knew they weren't Irish and he asked, "So, are you two lasses from Scotland?"
The biggest gal looks over the bar at him and, with a nasty scowl, says, "It's Wales!".
The gent, somewhat taken aback replied, "Oh dear me! Please forgive me! Are your two WHALES from Scotland?" #-o
Being shy and somewhat of a lightweight himself, he downed a few more pints before gathering the courage to strike up a conversation.
Having listened in on their conversation for the better part of the evening, he knew they weren't Irish and he asked, "So, are you two lasses from Scotland?"
The biggest gal looks over the bar at him and, with a nasty scowl, says, "It's Wales!".
The gent, somewhat taken aback replied, "Oh dear me! Please forgive me! Are your two WHALES from Scotland?" #-o