United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

[BASSNUT]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Sunday.

 

[Waterwings]

...The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Sunday.

If they had a coastline we could deploy some bassboats and make it an amphibious landing.

 

[KMixson]

I see they are going after them with the squirrel guns.

 

[Andy]

I see they are going after them with the squirrel guns.

Squirrels? That's the size gun I use for plinkin' plates off the back porch.... :shock:

 

[bassboy1]

...The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Sunday.

If they had a coastline we could deploy some bassboats and make it an amphibious landing.

No problem there, just put the rods in the rod box, and strap a 4 wheeler to the bow deck. :lol:

 

[Popeye]

I see they are going after them with the squirrel guns.

Squirrels? That's the size gun I use for plinkin' plates off the back porch.... :shock:

Plinking plates off the backporch? From how far away? Several miles? :lol:

 

[Cheeseball]

Looks like a potato gun!