WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 !!!

[ejones1961]

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A man *walks into a drug store with his 8-year old *son.*
They happen *to walk by the condom display, and the boy *asks,*
"What are *these, Dad?*


To which *the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are *called
Condoms son. Men use them to have safe *sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy *pensively.*
Yes, I've *heard of that in health class at *school."*
He looks *over the display and picks up a package *of*
3 and asks, *"Why are there 3 in this package?"

The *dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, *one
For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for *Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices *a 6 pack and
Asks, "Then who are these *for?"

"Those are for college men," the *dad answers, TWO
For Friday, TWO for *Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" *exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he *asks, picking*
Up a 12 *pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad *replied,*

"Those *are for married men. One for January, one for *February, one

 

[Outdoorsman]

Two elderly ladies were sitting outside the nursing home smoking their daily cigarette when all of a sudden it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled a condom from her purse and put it on her cigarette. The other lady asked why she did that. The answer was that the only are allowed 1 cigarette a day and the condom keeps it dry when it is raining.

So…the next day the other lady walks into the drug store and asks the pharmacist for a box of condoms. Surprised by her request at her age, he asked if she was sure that is what she wanted and if she had any preference as to brand, color, size, etc.

She answered that yes she wanted condoms and the only important thing was that they fit a Camel…

Outdoorsman

 

[azekologi]

"Those *are for married men. One for January, one for February, one

=D>

When I was a young man an older friend told me when I had a girlfriend each time we have sex I should put a dollar in a jar, if I marry the same girl each time we have sex to take a dollar out of the jar. He said no matter how long we'd be married I'd never pull all that money out. This joke brought back that memory and how true it really was.

 

[stratosjoe]

"SEX"???