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2 black eyes
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<blockquote data-quote="CRS" data-source="post: 488831" data-attributes="member: 21726"><p>While having a beer, a friend asked me how I got the two black eyes. I told him while boarding the bus the fat lady in front of me had her dress stuck in her butt crack. I being the helpful one pulled it out, she punched me in the eye. My friend said that explains the one black eye what about the other one. Well I figured she was upset about the dress being pulled out so I pushed it back in.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CRS, post: 488831, member: 21726"] While having a beer, a friend asked me how I got the two black eyes. I told him while boarding the bus the fat lady in front of me had her dress stuck in her butt crack. I being the helpful one pulled it out, she punched me in the eye. My friend said that explains the one black eye what about the other one. Well I figured she was upset about the dress being pulled out so I pushed it back in. [/QUOTE]
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