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Off The Water
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A glass of wine
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<blockquote data-quote="FishingCop" data-source="post: 344257" data-attributes="member: 133"><p>To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine</p><p>and those who don't and are always </p><p>seen with a bottle of water in their hand:</p><p></p><p>As Ben Franklin said:</p><p></p><p>In wine there is wisdom,</p><p>In beer there is freedom,</p><p>In water there is bacteria.</p><p></p><p>In a number of carefully controlled trials, </p><p>scientists have demonstrated that if we drink </p><p>1 liter of water each day, </p><p>at the end of the year we would have absorbed </p><p>more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria</p><p>found in faeces. </p><p>In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.</p><p></p><p>However, </p><p>We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer </p><p>(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)</p><p>because alcohol has to go through a purification process </p><p>of boiling, filtering and fermenting.</p><p></p><p>Remember:</p><p>Water = Poop,</p><p>Wine = Health</p><p>Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,</p><p>than to drink water and be full of ****. </p><p></p><p>There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: </p><p>I'm doing it as a public service</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="FishingCop, post: 344257, member: 133"] To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand: As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually. However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service [/QUOTE]
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