FishingCop
Well-known member
> If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
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> ~Jay Leno~
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> The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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> ~Henry Cate, VII~
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> We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office
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> ~Aesop~
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> If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union
> speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
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> ~Will Rogers~
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> Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even
> where there is no river.
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> ~Nikita Khrushchev~
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> When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm
> beginning to believe it.
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> ~Clarence Darrow~
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> Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your
> opponents will do it for you.
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> ~Author unknown~
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> Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel,
> go out and buy some more tunnel.
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> ~John Quinton~
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> Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign
> funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
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> ~Oscar Ameringer~
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> I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I
> will stop telling the truth about them.
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> ~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~
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> A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
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> ~ Tex Guinan~
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> I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be
> left to the politicians.
>
> ~Charles de Gaulle~
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> Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to
> change the locks.
>
> ~Doug Larson~
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> There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on
> Congressmen.
>
> ~Will Rogers~
>
> ~Jay Leno~
>
>
> The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
>
> ~Henry Cate, VII~
>
>
>
> We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office
>
> ~Aesop~
>
>
>
> If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union
> speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
>
> ~Will Rogers~
>
>
>
> Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even
> where there is no river.
>
> ~Nikita Khrushchev~
>
>
>
> When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm
> beginning to believe it.
>
> ~Clarence Darrow~
>
>
>
> Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your
> opponents will do it for you.
>
> ~Author unknown~
>
>
>
> Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel,
> go out and buy some more tunnel.
>
> ~John Quinton~
>
>
>
> Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign
> funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
>
> ~Oscar Ameringer~
>
>
>
> I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I
> will stop telling the truth about them.
>
> ~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~
>
>
>
> A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
>
> ~ Tex Guinan~
>
>
>
> I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be
> left to the politicians.
>
> ~Charles de Gaulle~
>
>
>
> Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to
> change the locks.
>
> ~Doug Larson~
>
>
>
> There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on
> Congressmen.
>
> ~Will Rogers~
