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<blockquote data-quote="Waterwings" data-source="post: 15659" data-attributes="member: 123"><p><u>Simple things you can do at home:</u></p><p></p><p>(1) If you are choking on an ice dube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat, the blockage will instandly remove itself.</p><p></p><p>(2) Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegeatables while you chop.</p><p></p><p>(3) Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.</p><p></p><p>(4) A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.</p><p></p><p>(5) If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.</p><p></p><p> </p><p>You only need to two tools in life--WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does use the duct tape.</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>And finally: If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Waterwings, post: 15659, member: 123"] [u]Simple things you can do at home:[/u] (1) If you are choking on an ice dube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat, the blockage will instandly remove itself. (2) Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegeatables while you chop. (3) Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. (4) A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep. (5) If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough. You only need to two tools in life--WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does use the duct tape. And finally: If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. [/QUOTE]
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