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Off The Water
Short Stories and Humor
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<blockquote data-quote="LDUBS" data-source="post: 440311" data-attributes="member: 21536"><p>The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. </p><p></p><p>I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian</p><p></p><p>She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.</p><p></p><p>A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.</p><p></p><p>No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.</p><p></p><p>Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.</p><p></p><p>A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.</p><p></p><p>Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'</p><p></p><p>A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.</p><p></p><p>Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'</p><p></p><p>Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="LDUBS, post: 440311, member: 21536"] The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' [/QUOTE]
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