FishingCop
Well-known member
March 26th, snow is pedicted this Friday here in n. Illinois - true!!!
We'll get a late start on the fishing contests.....
DEAR DIARY:
AUG. 1
Moved to our new home in ILLINOIS.It is so beautiful
here.
The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it
covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE!
OCT. 14
ILLINOIS is the most beautiful place on earth. The
leaves are turning all different colors. I love the
shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the
hills and saw some
deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most
peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise.I LOVE
IT HERE!
NOV. 11
Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone
wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very
symbol
of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE
IT
HERE!
DEC. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything
blanketed
in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and
cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway.
We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow
came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a
beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I
LOVE IT HERE!
DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his
trick again, that rascal. A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT
HERE!
DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the
driveway
to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling.
**** snowplow!
DEC. 22
More of that white s**t fell last night. I've got
blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the
snowplow
hides around the corner and waits until I'm done
shoveling.
That A**hole!
DEC. 25
'White Christmas' my busted ***. If I ever get my hands
on
that son-of-a-***** who drives that snowplow, I swear I
will castrate the dumb bas***d. Don't know why they
don't use more salt on this ice.
DEC. 28
More of the same s**t last night. Been inside since
Christmas Day except for when 'Snowplow Harry' comes by.
Can't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of
white s**t. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches
of this s**t tonight. Do you know how many shovels full
of snow 10 inches is?
JAN. 1
Happy F---ing New Year. The weatherman was wrong
(AGAIN). We got 34 inches of snow this time. At this
rate it won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow
got stuck down the road and s**t-for-brains had the
balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I
told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the
s**t he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel
over his head.
JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to
get food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of
the car - I hit it. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the
car.
Wish the hunters would have killed them all last
November.
Feb. 2
Groundhogs day passed with more F***in white s**t. The
d*mn rodent had the f---ing balls to tell me we have 6
weeks of f---ing winter left. The end of my driveway now
has an icy ramp of snow that requires me to do 50 to get
over. Mountains of snow are higher than most trees in
parking lots.
MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you
believe
the body is rotting away from all the salt they keep
dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece
of s**t.
MAY 10
Moved to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone in
their right mind would want to live in the Godforsaken
State of Illinois.
We'll get a late start on the fishing contests.....
DEAR DIARY:
AUG. 1
Moved to our new home in ILLINOIS.It is so beautiful
here.
The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it
covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE!
OCT. 14
ILLINOIS is the most beautiful place on earth. The
leaves are turning all different colors. I love the
shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the
hills and saw some
deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most
peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise.I LOVE
IT HERE!
NOV. 11
Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone
wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very
symbol
of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE
IT
HERE!
DEC. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything
blanketed
in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and
cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway.
We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow
came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a
beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I
LOVE IT HERE!
DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his
trick again, that rascal. A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT
HERE!
DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the
driveway
to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling.
**** snowplow!
DEC. 22
More of that white s**t fell last night. I've got
blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the
snowplow
hides around the corner and waits until I'm done
shoveling.
That A**hole!
DEC. 25
'White Christmas' my busted ***. If I ever get my hands
on
that son-of-a-***** who drives that snowplow, I swear I
will castrate the dumb bas***d. Don't know why they
don't use more salt on this ice.
DEC. 28
More of the same s**t last night. Been inside since
Christmas Day except for when 'Snowplow Harry' comes by.
Can't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of
white s**t. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches
of this s**t tonight. Do you know how many shovels full
of snow 10 inches is?
JAN. 1
Happy F---ing New Year. The weatherman was wrong
(AGAIN). We got 34 inches of snow this time. At this
rate it won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow
got stuck down the road and s**t-for-brains had the
balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I
told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the
s**t he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel
over his head.
JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to
get food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of
the car - I hit it. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the
car.
Wish the hunters would have killed them all last
November.
Feb. 2
Groundhogs day passed with more F***in white s**t. The
d*mn rodent had the f---ing balls to tell me we have 6
weeks of f---ing winter left. The end of my driveway now
has an icy ramp of snow that requires me to do 50 to get
over. Mountains of snow are higher than most trees in
parking lots.
MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you
believe
the body is rotting away from all the salt they keep
dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece
of s**t.
MAY 10
Moved to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone in
their right mind would want to live in the Godforsaken
State of Illinois.
