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The Miracle of toilet paper
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<blockquote data-quote="mtnman" data-source="post: 11578" data-attributes="member: 147"><p>im sorry!!! This is wrong but extremely funny!</p><p></p><p>Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror</p><p>complaining to my husband that my breasts are too</p><p>small.</p><p></p><p>Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,</p><p>he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.</p><p></p><p>"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take</p><p>a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a</p><p>few seconds".</p><p></p><p>Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet</p><p>paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it</p><p>between my breasts.</p><p></p><p>"How long will this take?" I asked.</p><p></p><p>"They will grow larger over a period of years," my</p><p>husband replies.</p><p></p><p>I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of</p><p>toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my</p><p>breasts larger over the years?"</p><p></p><p>Without missing a beat he says,</p><p>"Worked for your ***, didn't it?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mtnman, post: 11578, member: 147"] im sorry!!! This is wrong but extremely funny! Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds". Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ***, didn't it?" [/QUOTE]
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