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The Snooty Receptionist
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<blockquote data-quote="FishingCop" data-source="post: 397926" data-attributes="member: 133"><p>Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam.</p><p> Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.......</p><p></p><p> The waiting room was filled with patients.</p><p></p><p> As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.</p><p> In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE . YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"</p><p> All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But, as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,</p><p> 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."</p><p> The room erupted in applause!</p><p> DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="FishingCop, post: 397926, member: 133"] Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted....... The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE . YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But, as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS." The room erupted in applause! DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS [/QUOTE]
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