FishingCop
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*An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very
> > bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that
> > said
r. Geezer's clinic. "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get
> > back $1,000."*
> > * Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans
> > about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So
> > he went to Dr. Geezer'ss clinic. This is what transpired. Dr. Young: ---
> > "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me ??
> > Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
> > in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!" Dr.
> > Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
> > Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to
> > recover his money. Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember
> > anything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
> > drops in the patient's mouth." Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that
> > is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.
> > That will be $500." Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and
> > comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become
> > weak --- I can hardly see !!!! Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any
> > medicine for that so -- " Here's your $1000 back." Dr. Young: "But this is
> > only $500..." Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That
> > will be $500." Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean
> > that you can outsmart an old "Geezer " !!!*
>
> > bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that
> > said
r. Geezer's clinic. "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get> > back $1,000."*
> > * Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans
> > about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So
> > he went to Dr. Geezer'ss clinic. This is what transpired. Dr. Young: ---
> > "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me ??
> > Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
> > in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!" Dr.
> > Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
> > Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to
> > recover his money. Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember
> > anything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
> > drops in the patient's mouth." Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that
> > is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.
> > That will be $500." Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and
> > comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become
> > weak --- I can hardly see !!!! Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any
> > medicine for that so -- " Here's your $1000 back." Dr. Young: "But this is
> > only $500..." Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That
> > will be $500." Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean
> > that you can outsmart an old "Geezer " !!!*
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