ripdmup
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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out....
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out....
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'