mtnman
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Rectum Deodorant
Blonde (02/02/2008
08:13)
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the
woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the
blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this
store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says
the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
"But I always buy it here," says
the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the
pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads
out loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
Blonde (02/02/2008
08:13)
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the
woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the
blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this
store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says
the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
"But I always buy it here," says
the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the
pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads
out loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
