Popeye
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Leroy walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Leroy said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Leroy what he had.
Leroy said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, and complete medical history and told Leroy to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Leroy what he had. Leroy said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Leroy a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Leroy to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and found Leroy sitting patiently in the nude and asked Leroy what he had. Leroy said, 'Shingles.'
The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Leroy said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
Leroy said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, and complete medical history and told Leroy to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Leroy what he had. Leroy said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Leroy a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Leroy to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and found Leroy sitting patiently in the nude and asked Leroy what he had. Leroy said, 'Shingles.'
The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Leroy said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
