dearl
Well-known member
Man and his wife are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, From the time they were married the woman had a hope chest that was forbidding for the man to go into, he decided after 50 years he wanted to find out what was in it, after some prying and pulling he finally got it open, and inside he finds $50,000.00 dollars and 2 ears of corn. About that time his wife walks in and see's him. She says, well I know you have some questions. He says where did the corn come from? We live in California? She says, well honestly, every time I was unfaithful to you , I made my suitor give me an ear of corn. Well he's thinking 2 times in 50 years, not so bad. Well where in the hell did you get all the money, she replies, when I got a bushel, I sold it.
