Keystone
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Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His RN (My wife), his wife, his daughter and his two sons are with him.
He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes. My wife called one of her CNA's, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
* "My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
* "My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."
* "My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
* "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
My Wife and the other witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, my wife says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."
Sarah replies, "Property?... he's talking about his paper routes!" :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes. My wife called one of her CNA's, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
* "My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
* "My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."
* "My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
* "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
My Wife and the other witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, my wife says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."
Sarah replies, "Property?... he's talking about his paper routes!" :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
