How Is Norma

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> A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked,
> > " Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is
> > doing
> > ? "
> >
> > The operator said,
> > "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the
> > patient
> > ?"
> >
> > The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said “Norma Findlay, Room
> > 302."
> >
> >
> > The operator replied,
> > "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that
> > room."
> >
> > After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
> > "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
> > blood pressure is fine;
> > her blood work just came back normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has
> > scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
> >
> > The grandmother said,
> > "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the
> > good
> > news."
> >
> > The operator replied,
> > " You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter ?"
> >
> > The grandmother said,
> > "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me ****."