I finally paid my IRS bill

[Popeye]

Dear Internal Revenue Service:

Enclosed you will find my 2008 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper; dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.

I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00.

Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.

You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws).

One screw is enclosed for your convenience.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer

 

[boathauler32]

IRS response:

Dear satisified tax payer,

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law blah, blah, blah............

 

[Popeye]

I remember a 3 panel Peanuts cartoon strip with Snoopy sitting on his dog house with his typewriter in front of him in panel 1. Panel 2, he was typing away and panel 3 showed the letter he was writing. The letter went something like:

Dear IRS,

Please cancel my subscription. Thank you.

:lol:

 

[Jim]

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Or should I be crying!