Andy
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One day little Johnny was sitting on the curb playing with turpentine. A preacher walks by and asks Johnny what he had. "I've got the most powerful stuff in the world, TURPENTINE." The preacher replied to Johnny that holy water was the most powerful stuff. "I can rub holy water on a womans belly and she'll pass a baby" Little Johnny looks up at the preacher and smiled... "Well big deal." "I can rub this on a cats *** and it'll pass a motorcycle".........
