FishingCop
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> After landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many
> retirees, I lasted less than a day ......
>
> About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
> decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at
> them all the way through the entrance.
>
> As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart."
> I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Don't be fucking stupid. Of course they aren't twins.
> The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s 7
>
> Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
>
> I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam.. I just couldn't believe someone fucked you twice.
> > Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
>
> My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
>
> retirees, I lasted less than a day ......
>
> About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
> decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at
> them all the way through the entrance.
>
> As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart."
> I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Don't be fucking stupid. Of course they aren't twins.
> The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s 7
>
> Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
>
> I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam.. I just couldn't believe someone fucked you twice.
> > Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
>
> My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
>
