For something to do I peruse match.com. This was in a profile of a woman they said was a match.
I don't know if she actually wrote it or if it is something she found somewhere but she really defines what she is after.
Sadly a lot of them describe me so I'm out of the running! LOL
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So it seems I need to be a little more specific about what I am looking for or rather not looking for. I will not respond if:
You either don't have a picture or do not send one with your email.
You are under the age of 32
You are over the age of 45.
You are in my age range but can not see your belt when standing up.
You are married.
You have a girlfriend.
You just want sex.
You do drugs.
You have a felony of any kind.
You live with your parents.
You can't afford to take me out for ice cream.
You can not respect other people's religious beliefs.
You have no idea that there is a difference between there, they're and their.
You live more than 45 minutes away from me. Sometimes I break this rule...
You store your gum behind your ear while eating...true story.
After two dates you mention that you think we would make pretty babies or even hint that we are in love...another true story
The FBI holds weekly meetings to discuss your whereabouts.
You think you were abducted by aliens at some point in your life.
You own more than 5 guns...unless you are a cop, in the military, or are a hunter who can logically explain why you need so many.
Your picture is on a poster at the Post Office.
Every Chinese Restaurant in town has a copy of your bounced checks posted behind the cash register.
You play video games for more hours than you sleep.
Your good jeans have more stains than the Lewinsky dress.
You only speak in movie-line-lingo.
You rule out a woman because having more than one cat is a deal breaker (due to the cats' personality) For the record, I don't have cats.
You have gained 50 pounds since you posted your pics and then proceed to tell me about a date you had that did the same while expressing your extreme distaste that someone would do that...and then don't understand when I call you out on the hipocracy.
You are leaving the country in three months and tell me that you still have 3 months to "enjoy" me.
You express your dislike of taking showers on the first date.
I don't know if she actually wrote it or if it is something she found somewhere but she really defines what she is after.
Sadly a lot of them describe me so I'm out of the running! LOL
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So it seems I need to be a little more specific about what I am looking for or rather not looking for. I will not respond if:
You either don't have a picture or do not send one with your email.
You are under the age of 32
You are over the age of 45.
You are in my age range but can not see your belt when standing up.
You are married.
You have a girlfriend.
You just want sex.
You do drugs.
You have a felony of any kind.
You live with your parents.
You can't afford to take me out for ice cream.
You can not respect other people's religious beliefs.
You have no idea that there is a difference between there, they're and their.
You live more than 45 minutes away from me. Sometimes I break this rule...
You store your gum behind your ear while eating...true story.
After two dates you mention that you think we would make pretty babies or even hint that we are in love...another true story
The FBI holds weekly meetings to discuss your whereabouts.
You think you were abducted by aliens at some point in your life.
You own more than 5 guns...unless you are a cop, in the military, or are a hunter who can logically explain why you need so many.
Your picture is on a poster at the Post Office.
Every Chinese Restaurant in town has a copy of your bounced checks posted behind the cash register.
You play video games for more hours than you sleep.
Your good jeans have more stains than the Lewinsky dress.
You only speak in movie-line-lingo.
You rule out a woman because having more than one cat is a deal breaker (due to the cats' personality) For the record, I don't have cats.
You have gained 50 pounds since you posted your pics and then proceed to tell me about a date you had that did the same while expressing your extreme distaste that someone would do that...and then don't understand when I call you out on the hipocracy.
You are leaving the country in three months and tell me that you still have 3 months to "enjoy" me.
You express your dislike of taking showers on the first date.
