Waterwings
Well-known member
Got this from another site:
Something to Think About
1. I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
2. I’m desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
3. Do you think illiterate people get the full affect of alphabet soup?
4. I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
5. Ever notice when you blow in a dogs face he gets mad at you, but when
you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
6. Ever notice anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but
anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
7. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles
a day when she was 60. She’s now 97 and we have no idea where she is!
8. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other
one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there
picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
9. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form
of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they're ok,
then it must be you.
10. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you have
a tee shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe the laundry isn’t your
biggest problem.
11. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it’s
because they’re such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but
I only have pictures of her on the walls, for now.
12. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the
Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton
Adult Bookstore.
#2 & #8 = :lol:
Something to Think About
1. I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
2. I’m desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
3. Do you think illiterate people get the full affect of alphabet soup?
4. I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
5. Ever notice when you blow in a dogs face he gets mad at you, but when
you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
6. Ever notice anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but
anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
7. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles
a day when she was 60. She’s now 97 and we have no idea where she is!
8. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other
one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there
picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
9. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form
of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they're ok,
then it must be you.
10. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you have
a tee shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe the laundry isn’t your
biggest problem.
11. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it’s
because they’re such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but
I only have pictures of her on the walls, for now.
12. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the
Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton
Adult Bookstore.
#2 & #8 = :lol:
