Choose Your Words Carefully

[FishingCop]

Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s Morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"Computer really screwed up now.”

 

[Colbyt]

You got me.

Now who cleans the monitor?

 

[JMichael]

Yea, that little preliminary comment about "cold winter morning" gets the mind headed down that narrow tunnel. LoL Good one.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Nice one!