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devilmutt said:
This raft made from 105 milk jugs, chicken wire, and plywood can be easily hauled in the back of a pickup truck.
It will hold up to 800 pounds and is very stable in the water.
It weighs 89 pounds.
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My favorite...

Runs great, no motor.

How much?



WE HAVE A WINNER!
 
Captain Ahab said:
devilmutt said:
This raft made from 105 milk jugs, chicken wire, and plywood can be easily hauled in the back of a pickup truck.
It will hold up to 800 pounds and is very stable in the water.
It weighs 89 pounds.
5O45Q35S53n83m53pdbai9a1b15d6464c1c4c.jpg

My favorite...

Runs great, no motor.

How much?



WE HAVE A WINNER!

$25.00

https://rmn.craigslist.org/boa/2657268241.html
 
First $300 takes this great boat I built. Come on up and take it down the river.
This could also be a great little fishing or duck boat.
First $300 takes....thats a lot less that the $800 I was asking for when I first posted.
Call Al
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https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/boa/2664480351.html
 
bcbouy said:
for sale $xxxx or best offer,must be gone by the weekend or i am junking it.( i see this one alot)

LOL. I do junk mine though. It's amazing what people will take from your curb!
 
Haha... these are great. "Boat tires"- never heard that one before
I have never seen any really crazy ones in my area, like those two custom boats posted before!
 
I got a great laugh out of this thread :)

Here in SW Ohio we have a lot of crappy old boats that should be listed on Craigslist as "Outdoor Furniture".
 
Taken from "The Best Of Craigslist"


Need Help With A Duck
Date: 2011-04-08, 8:17PM EDT

I am looking for someone who can relocate a duck - thats the short story

I have a pool and every year a mallard and a hen show up and occupy my pool until I open it. This may sound dumb..... but I am serious. I have always had an assortment of methods to chase them away - and easily, bottle rockets etc.. radio, teenagers. Eventually they end up somewhere else - just not my pool. This year the hen showed up without the mallard. She won't leave and I'm pretty sure its the same one that has been here every year.

She won't leave, and I'm too nice to just go and be mean.

Well, I feel completely stupid, if someone knows how to extract a duck, well, I'm all ears.

Oh and YES I do get laughed at, at the office.....

Is there an online dating service for ducks?

Hey I've heard them all.

Lemme know....

Thanks for looking.. and stop laughing - I am serious :)

**************** UPDATE ******************

Thank you Craigslist people who have sent me a link to

plentyofduck

I probably misrepresented the hen as well... in heat or something..... (SORRY HEN)

Well, of course it took about 2 minutes to find a greenhead and they are a happy couple.. See Pic #2

Now.. I'm changing gears...

I'm having a fundraiser so that they can get a room... and do what they are doing now..... not in my pool...........

If you STILL want to relocate the ducks, they need a honeymoon suite..... somewhere else...

Glad someone (something) is making the best of this warm evening

THIS IS NOT A JOKE !!!!!!!!!


************* LAST UPDATE ******************

WOW ...... this went way out of hand...

NO I WILL NOT MAKE A PORN DUCK SITE!!!!!!!!!!! You Craigslist >>>&^&&^%&% ... people scare me.... read a book or something
 
$500 or Best Offer.....Here's your chance to get a boat and trailer cheap....just needs some work and cleaning. The rear of my boat became partially submerged at my marina slip this Sunday eve. Not sure why, after pulling boat from water we cannot see any obvious leak area so it may have just been a faulty automatic bilge pump or dead battery. Right now its on its trailer drying out, but some work needs to be done to it ASAP within the next few days.... fluids changed, new plugs and cap, etc., etc. to get engine running again. I do not have the time or money to do this now so I am selling the boat and trailer as is cheap. Great for someone who is handy. If you want a marina to do it it will cost about $1000 to $1200. The boat is worth about $3000, so with a little money and some elbow grease you can get into this for about half price or less.

Prior to Sunday, this boat ran great. Top speed was about 45mph. Great for tubing or water skiing. It has a 5.0 liter engine, Merc sterndrive, fishfinder, AM/FM Cd player, anchor, floatation cushion, boat fenders. and more.

This top two photos are of the boat a season or two ago. The bottom two photos are of the boat when it was partially submerged. (that is as deep as it went) and of it being towed to shore after being pumped out.

https://newjersey.craigslist.org/boa/2668504451.html

So if the bilige pump breaks with in a few days from all of the leaks the boat will sink. Great!
 
"...972 Glastron Boat 17 1/2 ft, 100hp johnson outboard motor. This boat will need some maintenance, I'm sure the gas is no good. I am not a mechanic and it's been in my garage for over a year. Shouldn't take much to get it running good again..."

Ok...let me get this straight...you aren't a mechanic, but you feel capable enough to declare it will be easy to get running good...? Mmmmm...riiiiiight.
 
Ok...let me get this straight...you aren't a mechanic, but you feel capable enough to declare it will be easy to get running good...? Mmmmm...riiiiiight.[/quote]


haha :D
 
25hp evinrude outboard motor mint - $1000 (morehead city)

https://eastnc.craigslist.org/boa/2643868880.html

Mint! Seriously. Mid 90's motor laying on the floor in a pile of junk. Obviously their definition of mint is a bit off..................

mint.jpg
 
Greer said:
25hp evinrude outboard motor mint - $1000 (morehead city)

https://eastnc.craigslist.org/boa/2643868880.html

Mint! Seriously. Mid 90's motor laying on the floor in a pile of junk. Obviously their definition of mint is a bit off..................

A picture is worth a thousand words. If there was no picture people would be more interested because he said it runs good but now the picture shows his lack of care.
 
I have a boat trailer that is adjustable for different size boats. It is set up for a 14 foot boat right now. The overall length is 19 feet. It needs a hitch conector and a light set up. I don't have a title but will give a bill of sale. $100.00 Would make a great triler to haul just add deck. I would consider a trade for a Gun or a Guitar

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bar/2678592990.html

Except I went through a huge hassle when I bought my trailer for my quad. In Illinois, a trailer is required to be titled and that title must be transferred when sold. A bill of sale for a trailer in lieu of a title (from an Illinois resident), isn't worth the paper it is written on. I had to have the seller title it and then wait for the title to be mailed to him and then transfer it to me.

Of course there is an ILLEGAL way of doing it, but it's not worth the hassle if you get caught falsifying the documentation.
 
Here is the deal the car was in an accident whereby the back window was knocked out it was working until the inigition failed about a week ago so you can still drive it if the iginition is replace and you fix the back window. There are a lot of new parts on this car plus the air works fine. The car is a 1993 dodge grand caravan yep rustly but if you need a 7 passenger vehicle or something to use while doing heavy construction work hey look it was running. I am asking $700 because of the new parts the car is located in the burbs hey contact me who knows this maybe a car you can us.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/cto/2678539722.html

Asking $700.00 because of all the new parts he installed and then fried the ignition circuit. If the ignition doesn't work, how do you know the air conditioning works? Another "It was running" vehicle.
 
I love when people advertise boats as "many new parts". By new parts do you mean an air filter and decals on the motor cowling, or do you mean new carb, pistons, fuel lines, gear case, and starter?
 

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