COLD IS A RELATIVE THING

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KMixson

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COLD IS A RELATIVE THING

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Indiana plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver incontrollably.
People in Indiana sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Indiana drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Indiana throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Indiana have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Hoosiers close the windows.

Zero:
Texans fly away to Mexico.
People in Indiana get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Indiana are selling cookies door to door.


20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Indiana let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Hoosiers get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.

40 below zero :
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Indiana start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Indiana public schools will open 2 hours late*
 
:LOL2: That is what is happening in ND right now. Last weekend it was 27 below with a blizzard and today it is 45 and sunny. Most people are wearing sweatshirts and jeans and driving with the windows down because it is nice out.
 
That's pretty good.

However you forgot one.

When Hell freezes over the Cubs won the World Series. :mrgreen:
 
Im told that was originally done by jeff foxworthy to tease Michiganders, its funny too b/c right now its march and people in MI are wearing shorts, ill post the one i heard it has a bunch more... :D
 
the little lady and I went to the ice cream shop yesterday. People standing there with winter coats on eating ice cream cones. ONLY in Minnesota... 8)
 

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