Home Remedies

[Waterwings]

Simple things you can do at home:

(1) If you are choking on an ice dube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat, the blockage will instandly remove itself.

(2) Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegeatables while you chop.

(3) Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

(4) A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.

(5) If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.


You only need to two tools in life--WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does use the duct tape.



And finally: If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

 

[Popeye]

I once complimented the hostess at a party we were attending about the hot and cold flushing urinal in their bathroom. I got a real serious stare coupled with silence and then she went to the bathroom to check it out. I went over there and she asked me what I was talking about. So I pointed at the sink and said "That, the hot and cold flushing urinal". She told me I was terrible and that was gross. I asked if that meant I shouldn't use it anymore and was told no. :lol:

 

[Waterwings]

Lol :lol:

 

[Captain Ahab]

Note to self - cancel Floundehead's invite to the Easter Party

 

[Jim]

LMFAO! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[little anth]

 

[Popeye]

If you guys saw this sink it would be even funnier. It was a real ornate pedistal sink with a very gaudy faucet. I'll search around to see if I can find something on the internet that looks like it.