Country Dave
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A man is walking along the beach in California and fines a bottle in the sand. He picks it up and opens it. A Jeannie pops out of the bottle and says to the lucky man” I will grant you one wish and one wish only so think about it carefully”
The man says to the Jeannie well I love the Hawaiian Islands but I’m scared as hell to fly and I get deathly seasick. Can you make me a bridge so I can drive from California to Hawaii whenever I want?
The Jeannie says wow ok it’s a lot to do, I can do it but is there maybe a secondary wish you might like instead? The man replies well yes, I’ve always wanted to understand woman.
So the Jeannie says “Would you like that bridge two lanes or four” :LOL2: :LOL2: :LOL2:
The man says to the Jeannie well I love the Hawaiian Islands but I’m scared as hell to fly and I get deathly seasick. Can you make me a bridge so I can drive from California to Hawaii whenever I want?
The Jeannie says wow ok it’s a lot to do, I can do it but is there maybe a secondary wish you might like instead? The man replies well yes, I’ve always wanted to understand woman.
So the Jeannie says “Would you like that bridge two lanes or four” :LOL2: :LOL2: :LOL2:
