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LDUBS

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.

I thought to myself, “Well, this changes everything!”
 

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I had a happy childhood.

My Dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.

Those were the Goodyears . . . .
 

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The doctor said he could knock the patient out with gas or a boat paddle.

Apparently, it was an Ether/Oar situation.
 

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LDUBS said:

I WAS ADDICTED TO THE HOKEY POKEY.

BUT I TURNED MYSELF AROUND.

OK, LDUBS, you crossed the line when you did this last one in upper case letters; you are now guilty of Capital Punishment.

Penalties are severe. #-o #-o #-o
 

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Kismet said:
LDUBS said:

I WAS ADDICTED TO THE HOKEY POKEY.

BUT I TURNED MYSELF AROUND.

OK, LDUBS, you crossed the line when you did this last one in upper case letters; you are now guilty of Capital Punishment.

Penalties are severe. #-o #-o #-o


Hahahah
 

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Bought a head of lettuce from a corner grocery called Mommas & Poppas.

Can't eat it because all the leaves are brown.
 

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Someone broke into my garage and stole my limbo stick.

I mean seriously, how low can you go.



(Ok, Ok, now this one even has me chuckling)
 

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