Some Poems

[shizzy]

"My Dog"

I love you, dog!
I love you because you are not a log!
You are so furry, and so cute,
You make a lot of noise, you aren't mute!
And then you died.



“Being At The Beach”

I love you, beach!
I love you more than a peach.
I definitely like the beach a lot,
When the sun is out it gets really hot!
Sometimes I go to the beach with my friends,
We have so much fun,
I don't ever want it to end!
And then they die.



“Clowns”

I love you, clowns!
You make me smile and erase my frown!
You are so funny, and so happy,
Like a little bunny,
Running around with his pappy!
And then the bunny dies.



“Clouds”

I love you, clouds!
You look like cotton candy!
And then you die!

 

[Jim]

:shock:

Not sure if I should laugh or just take it as poetry.


Original though!

 

[Popeye]

ummm :roll: Not sure what to say

 

[Captain Ahab]

For those who do not know him, John "Jack" Shizzy Joyce is a local hip hop celebrity who occasionally tries to fish.

He recently held a show at the Dublin VFW that was well reviewed if not attended.


Give him a subject and he can create a personalized Rap song for any occasion.

He even has a web site: https://www.bobfromaccounting.com/shizzypage40.html

 

[BassAddict]

uhhhh yeaaaaa great poems shizzy :roll:

 

[Captain Ahab]

uhhhh yeaaaaa great poems shizzy :roll:

Please do not encourage him!

 

[Jim]

For those who do not know him, John "Jack" Shizzy Joyce is a local hip hop celebrity who occasionally tries to fish.

He recently held a show at the Dublin VFW that was well reviewed if not attended.


Give him a subject and he can create a personalized Rap song for any occasion.

He even has a web site: https://www.bobfromaccounting.com/shizzypage40.html

Thats a funny site he has there.

 

[shizzy]

I thought the poems were funny and thats why I posted them here in the humor section. I didn't write them. Maybe I should have been more clear on that fact. If anyone thought it in poor taste, I apologize. The link that esquired posted is not my website but is where I found the poems. There is a section called "Crappy Poetry Corner" in the past issues/archives. It's a funny site but the humor can be somewhat dark I guess.

 

[jkbirocz]

Don't worry Shizzy, I liked the poems, I thought they were funny. I like sick humor...I laugh at just about anything :twisted:

 

[Jim]

Don't worry Shizzy, I liked the poems, I thought they were funny. I like sick humor...I laugh at just about anything :twisted:

Ditto here!

 

[Captain Ahab]

uhhhh yeaaaaa great poems shizzy :roll:

Please do not encourage him!

PLEASE!

 

[BassAddict]

uhhhh yeaaaaa great poems shizzy :roll:

Please do not encourage him!

PLEASE!

Nice signature esquired but i think you might be a little obsessed with me. lol

 

[BassAddict]

Thought id share my favorite poem:

Meditations on Turning Eight
by Lisa Simpson

I had a cat named Snowball
She died! She died!
Mom said she was sleeping
She lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?

 

[Jim]

Thought id share my favorite poem:

Meditations on Turning Eight
by Lisa Simpson

I had a cat named Snowball
She died! She died!
Mom said she was sleeping
She lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?

That was my chrysler.....and I sped up! :shock: LMFAO!

My 4 year old daughter wants a cat, and I am fighting it tooth and nail. I will lose, but I'm going down fighting.

 

[BassAddict]

Thought id share my favorite poem:

Meditations on Turning Eight
by Lisa Simpson

I had a cat named Snowball
She died! She died!
Mom said she was sleeping
She lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?

That was my chrysler.....and I sped up! :shock: LMFAO!

My 4 year old daughter wants a cat, and I am fighting it tooth and nail. I will lose, but I'm going down fighting.

I would have sped up, hit the lil B#$%#@d, stop, put it in reverse then gun it again!!!


Its not that i hate cats, I love cat........... They taste like chicken!!!!!

 

[bassboy1]

Nice signature esquired but i think you might be a little obsessed with me. lol

STALKER!!

 

[BassAddict]

Nice signature esquired but i think you might be a little obsessed with me. lol

STALKER!!

ehhh thats ok, i think everyone should have a stalker now and then lol