Nevillizer
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On Halloween a young boy goes up to a door and rings the bell. A nice little old lady answers the door and the boy says "Brick or breat." She replies "Well, what are you supposed to be?" The boy replies "I'm a Birate, i have a batch on my eye and a board on my side." The lady, amused by his enthusiasm and his lisp said "All Pirates should have buccaneers, where's you buccaneers?" The boy scratched his head and says "They're right here on my bucking head."