My Brother in law (Marine0341) and I ran to the packie to grab some Beers :beer:. We finally decided for 30 pack of miller Lights and couple of GoldSchlager Nips. There are 5 of us in the whole store. Marine and I are at the register. The Asian clerk behind the counter, and 2 guys by the door scratching some lottery tickets. After finishing up with the clerk, I look to my left towards the two guys. All I notice is the backside of a tall woman in a tight skirt and high heels. She had long flowing red hair...The kind you see in commercials. Being the man that I am, I quickly without thinking or hesitation called to brother in law to get his attention. Without hesitation he nods to the clerk to take a look. So in one split second there are 5 guys staring at this woman from behind.
And then it happens.
She turns around and starts walking towards us (about 30 feet). The second she turned around there was a split second of silence and then I sort of looked away as we walked towards each other. But I had to look....They might look good from behind, but if shes fugly....no thanks :LOL2:
But our eyes never met.........why?.........because my eyes stopped on the biggest Adams apple that I ever saw. I have never in my life seen this. At the same time I'm looking at it's adams apple I can hear the 2 guys by the door laughing there asses off. I turned around now and looked at my Brother in law about to burst out in laughter. We get outside and the laughter starts. Marine never even noticed the adams apple, he noticed the 5 o'clock shadow.
Man what a disappointment. :LOL2:
And then it happens.
She turns around and starts walking towards us (about 30 feet). The second she turned around there was a split second of silence and then I sort of looked away as we walked towards each other. But I had to look....They might look good from behind, but if shes fugly....no thanks :LOL2:
But our eyes never met.........why?.........because my eyes stopped on the biggest Adams apple that I ever saw. I have never in my life seen this. At the same time I'm looking at it's adams apple I can hear the 2 guys by the door laughing there asses off. I turned around now and looked at my Brother in law about to burst out in laughter. We get outside and the laughter starts. Marine never even noticed the adams apple, he noticed the 5 o'clock shadow.
Man what a disappointment. :LOL2: