RStewart
Well-known member
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting
next to each other on a long
flight. The lawyer asks if she would
like to play a fun game. The
blonde is tired and just wants to take a
nap, so she politely declines
and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, that the game is a
lot of fun "I ask you a question, and
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and
if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.."
This catches the blonde's attention; and,
to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the
game.
The lawyer asks the first question:
"What's the distance from the earth
to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a
word; reaches in to her purse;
pulls out a five-dollar bill; and hands
it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks
the lawyer, "What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with
four?"
The lawyer uses his laptop.... searches
all references. He uses the Airphone; he
searches the Net and even the Library of
Congress. He sends e-mails to all his
smart friends...... all to no avail. After one
hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He awakens the blonde and hands her
$500. The blonde takes the
$500 and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the
answer. He awakens her and asks, "Well,
so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?"
The blonde reaches into her purse; hands
the lawyer $5; and goes back to sleep.
next to each other on a long
flight. The lawyer asks if she would
like to play a fun game. The
blonde is tired and just wants to take a
nap, so she politely declines
and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, that the game is a
lot of fun "I ask you a question, and
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and
if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.."
This catches the blonde's attention; and,
to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the
game.
The lawyer asks the first question:
"What's the distance from the earth
to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a
word; reaches in to her purse;
pulls out a five-dollar bill; and hands
it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks
the lawyer, "What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with
four?"
The lawyer uses his laptop.... searches
all references. He uses the Airphone; he
searches the Net and even the Library of
Congress. He sends e-mails to all his
smart friends...... all to no avail. After one
hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He awakens the blonde and hands her
$500. The blonde takes the
$500 and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the
answer. He awakens her and asks, "Well,
so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?"
The blonde reaches into her purse; hands
the lawyer $5; and goes back to sleep.
