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Stand Up · Oct 29, 2022

A man takes his seat at the Stanley Cup Final. As the puck drops, he looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy.
“Who would ever miss the Stanley Cup final?” he asks the guy.
The guy replies, “That was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five Stanley Cup Finals together, but sadly she passed away.”
“That’s terrible" said the man, "Couldn’t you get another member of the family, friend, or neighbour to come with you?”
To which the guy replied, “No…they are all at the funeral!”