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Actually surprised we have saw this more often, a bit weird but practical if appearance is not a big deal....
One day, a letter came addressed in shaky looking handwriting to "God". But it had no address to send it to so a postal worker decided to open it to see if there was a clue as to wear to forward the mail.
There was a hand written letter inside that read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had 100 dollars in it, which is all the money I had until my next pension cheque. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I have invited 2 of my friends over for dinner. Without that money I have nothing to buy any food with. I have no family to turn to and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?
Sincerely,
Edna
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all of the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he had made the rounds, he had collected 96 dollars, which they put into an envelope and sent it off to the women. The rest of the day all of the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends. Christmas came and went. A few days later another letter came addressed to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read: Dear God, how can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was 4 dollars missing. I think it was those bastards at the post office!
Sincerely,
Edna
There was a hand written letter inside that read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had 100 dollars in it, which is all the money I had until my next pension cheque. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I have invited 2 of my friends over for dinner. Without that money I have nothing to buy any food with. I have no family to turn to and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?
Sincerely,
Edna
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all of the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he had made the rounds, he had collected 96 dollars, which they put into an envelope and sent it off to the women. The rest of the day all of the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends. Christmas came and went. A few days later another letter came addressed to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read: Dear God, how can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was 4 dollars missing. I think it was those bastards at the post office!
Sincerely,
Edna
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I could see that happening if I were St Nick !!
If only he'd painted it the same color as the boat!!!
